It’s Monday morning.
I have to be at work by 9:30am.
I’m brushing my teeth at 9am. I’m running about 5 min late, but I’ll still make it to work on time if I hustle.
As I take a huge mouthful of water to rinse, I think, “shoot, I might have to throw up …”
“… Yup, it’s happening.”
Normally with toothbrushing rinse water, you just spit in out the sink. I look down at the sink and think, “No, DON’T puke in there. You’ve done that a couple times and it’s really gross to clean up.”
I look down at my toilet and really, really slowly process in my brain, “yes, that’s correct, you should puke in there.”
I start to bend over, but it’s too late.
All over my shower curtain. All over the floor. All over the toilet seat.
Keep in mind, I’m already late for work.
I wiped down the toilet, just left the other gross stuff all over the floor and shower curtain, and left for work.
I made it on time!